Friday, July 22, 2011

MTV WORLD STAGE 2011 VIP PASSES!!


b4 ni apiz dh dpt REGULAR passes...
now..
apiz dpt VIP passes...
so...
dh ada 4 tiket MTV!!!
haha...
Thnks GOD....
apiz dpt 2 tiket biasa and 2 tiket VIP...
but..
apiz xmcm sesetengah org..
yg jual tiket dia...
bg apiz...
apiz lg ske kongsi ape yg apiz dpt dgn kwn2, fmly and org2 trsyg...
walaupn kdg2 diorg xmenghargai pn ape yg apiz buat....
diorg pn kdg2 xkesah pn sal perasaan apiz....
tp ble apiz happy..
ble apiz dpt sesuatu...
apiz kongsi gak dgn diorg....
for 2 VIP ticket..
1 utk apiz..
and 1 lg..
apiz bg kt my bff Anthony Kong...
klu tahun lepas..
apiz apiz dgn dia pg MTV WS guna regular ticket..
now kitaorg pg dgn VIP tickets....
and another 2 regular ticket yg susah2 apiz dpt kn g topup RM50 la...
pastu g ambik kt blue cube mid...
apiz bg kt diorg FREE je...
walaupn ada yg apiz msg tnya nk ke x?
tp xrep pn....
smpai apiz yg cll!
tnya nk ke?
brape bnyk la setakat rep 1 SMS berbanding dgn 1 tiket MTV ni??
adeh...
hati ni terasa gak...

Thursday, July 21, 2011

KULULA~


korg pnh dgt x sal KULULA Airline??

dia ni mcm air asia gak la....
tp ape yg menarik nye..
cara dia smpai kn pengumuman...
huhu...
cth nye mcm kt bwh ni la...
On a Kulula flight, (there is no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, “People, people we’re not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!”
—o0o—
On another flight with a very “senior” flight attendant crew, the pilot said, “Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants.”
—-o0o—
On landing, the stewardess said, “Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you’re going to leave anything, please make sure it’s something we’d like to have.”
—-o0o—
“There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane.”
—o0o—
“Thank you for flying Kulula. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride.”
—o0o—
As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Durban Airport, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: “Whoa, big fella. WHOA!”
—o0o—
After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in the Karoo, a flight attendant on a flight announced, “Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted.”
—o0o—
From a Kulula employee: “Welcome aboard Kulula 245 to Calgary. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don’t know how to operate one, you probably shouldn’t be out in public unsupervised.”
—o0o—
“In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are travelling with more than one small child, pick your favourite.”
—o0o—
Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we’ll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Kulula Airlines.”
—-o0o—
“Your seats cushions can be used for flotation; and in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments.”
“As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.”
—o0o—
And from the pilot during his welcome message: “Kulula Airlines is pleased to announce that we have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!”
—o0o—
Heard on Kulula 255 just after a very hard landing in Cape Town: The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, “That was quite a bump and I know what y’all are thinking. I’m here to tell you it wasn’t the airline’s fault, it wasn’t the pilot’s fault, it wasn’t the flight attendant’s fault, it was the asphalt.”
—o0o—
Overheard on a Kulula flight into Cape Town, on a particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain really had to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant said, “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to The Mother City. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what’s left of our airplane to the gate!”
—o0o—
Another flight attendant’s comment on a less than perfect landing: “We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal.”
—o0o—
An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a “Thanks for flying our airline. He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said, “Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?” “Why,
no Ma’am,” said the pilot. “What is it?” The little old lady said, “Did we land, or were we shot down?”
—o0o—
After a real crusher of a landing in Johannesburg, the attendant came on with, “Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we will open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.”
—o0o—
Part of a flight attendant’s arrival announcement: “We’d like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you’ll think of Kulula Airways.”
—o0o—
Heard on a Kulula flight. “Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing. If you can light ‘em, you can smoke ‘em.”
—o0o—
A plane was taking off from Durban Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, non-stop from Durban to Cape Town, The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax… OH, MY GOD!” Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!” A passenger then yelled, “That’s nothing. You should see the back of mine!”

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

new ipad

bru2 ni heboh sal mamat kt cina yg buat pc tablet mcm ipad...
haha..
mamat tu mmg power la...
coz mampu wat mcm tu..
but...
hati2 la...
coz lebih baik klu dia wat guna perisian linux..
coz dia wat guna windows xp and wat skindesktop dia mcm mac...
pastu kt pad tu pn dia guna logo apple....
mcm la korg xtau...
apple tu raja menyaman org...
smpai samsung pn dia saman just sbab gara2 reka bentuk hampir sama???
choi!!
abg apiz dh bli samsung galaxy s 2 yg apple dok rajin nk saman tu...
apiz tgk, mmg xsama!!!
belakang dia lg r...
100% xsama...
dgr ckp apple saman sbab dia tkut galaxy s2 akn kalahkn iphone 4....
but..
kenyataan...
galaxy s2 mmg lg hebat dri iphone 4...
then..
cuma fanboy apple je yg ckp iphone 4 lg hebat dri galaxy s2....
xblh nk trima kenyataan tol... :)



p/s: hope org ni xkna saman dgn apple lak....

Thursday, July 14, 2011

transformers dark of the moon

korg dh tgk ctr ni??
apiz dh tgk..
walaupn bru nk update...
ctr ni bst gak la...
apiz tgk yg 3D nye...
dkt GSC One Utama...
kolej apiz yg bg...
setiap sorg dpt 2 tiket 3D...
soa apiz ajak la kwn apiz...
Anthony Kong...
dia bkn dak kolej apiz pn...



pic of the day~

Monday, July 11, 2011

Bersih 2.0

wah...
nama je mcm nama application...
BERSIH 2.0...
pasni Bersih 2.1 lak ke??
haha..
time tu mmg geram gak la..
coz aku trpaksa dok umah je...
nk kuar KL pn xdpt...
semua gara2 BERSIH tu....
pape pn...
aku nk korg tgk video ni...
mmg cun gila!!!
mcm trailer MV lak!!!





Saturday, July 2, 2011

malam pertama...


Si Rahmat baru saja kawin dengan Siti . Tapi pada malam pertama mereka 
tidak terus berhubungan intim, karena mereka letih tolong kemas 
dapur/kemah dll. Pada malam harinya mereka makan burger MacDonald bersama di dalam 
bilik. Emak Rahmat pasang telinga dari balik pintu dan mendengar 
suara...

Siti : "Bang, dah dipicit picit tak keluar-keluar. " (Sambil memicit sos 
MacDonald.) 
Rahmat : "Memanglah dah lubangnya kecik!"

Siti : "Dahtu nak buat macam mana? Saya potong jelah hujungnya!" 
Emak Rahmat terus panik, terus buka pintu bilik dan berteriak,

Jangan!!! 

Jangan gunting anu anak aku!".